The clerk hands her their order in a bad, and then a large battle-axe. She gives him a reassuring smile, and he tries to return one back. HAROLD: No, no, its nobodys fault. Shrek takes another look out the window and sees Fiona, Charming, Lillian, and Harold head inside from the balcony. The son gets a look at the scene and tries to hide back inside. Alone! A giant pink carriage appears with the aforementioned Kyle laying down on top of it, who cracks a whip. Off in the distance they see the large kingdom of Far Far Away. PUSS: Boss! Im going! GODMOTHER: What in Grimms name are you doing here? SHREK: Gee, thanks. He starts to feel his new body. He helped rescue me from the dragon. Look at him! Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon. PUSS: Hey! Shrek 2/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek 2, Shrek Shrek 2/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek 2 . Just tell me where I can find this ogre. Thieves! Ow! The dog continues to bark and Shrek roars in its face. Shrek grabs the potion to read it for himself. Godmother hands Charming the axe. They eventually come across an abandoned barn in the forest. She loves that pretty boy, Prince Charming. Godmother flies into the room and starts singing again. SHREK: I know! He sees the mouse's tail sticking out from Puss' mouth. SHREK: They dont even have dental. Pinocchio misses Godmother and she shoots him with her wand, transforming him into a human boy. Harold looks distracted. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Animated Films Wiki. Its in an enchanted forest abundant in squirrels andcute little duckies and--. She drops the wand and another pig grabs it and runs. Shrek! GODMOTHER: I dont care whose fault it is. "Lived happily ever after." She starts singing the song "Holding Out for a Hero". Donkey looks back and Jerome and the worker run off. GODMOTHER: Ill make you fancy, Ill make you great. He turns to look down at a feminine frog sipping a martini on a stool. Shrek puts the hazmat suit on which only manages to cover his head. The tiny Tom Thumb and Thumbelina are mistakenly swept up by a man sweeping the crumbs. SHREK: To do what? Surrounding the walls is a deep moat and the drawbridge over it has been pulled up. SHREK: Thanks, but weve got all the happiness we need. The woman floats up to her and pops the bubble. Donkey sighs. FIONA: No, no, no, Dad! GODMOTHER: wave of my magic wand! My gosh! Id like to know how it could get any worse! Especially us talking ones. Bob: Glad to see you got your voice back. The mice start moving their canes around, unaware that the plate of chicken wings is right next to them. The three enter through the front door of the cottage and into a reception area. HAROLD: I mean, It wasnt my fault. SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? He gasps and drops the pail onto the floor. At the desk sits an elf writing into a book. Fiona has her hand on Charming's arm as they walk down the steps. Shrek gets caught a trap and villagers surround Fiona, who fends them off. Puss is climbing all over Shrek's body and gets into his clothes. EXT. FIONA: Mom says that when Im old enough, my Handsome Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family! SHREK: Quit messing around! Thats a really big problem! But it was his destiny to climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to pull back the gossamer curtains to find her [ the prince gasps, seeing the Big Bad Wolf in Fiona's place ] Wolf: What? Harold and Lillian look on, surprised. Youre gonna have a reaction. Donkey tries to kick Puss with his hind legs, but Puss dodges and hits Shrek in the crotch instead. Puss in Boots: This is going to be a problem. We both acted like ogres. His clothes are much too big for him now. Shrek drops to his knees and clutches the area. PUSS: (frightened) Oh, no! Shrek and Fiona hold each other's hands as they are engulfed in a magical aura and float into the air. HAROLD: I dont know what came over me. HAROLD: I only did that because I love her! (laughing) I know you aint talking about the swamp! Hansel and Gretel! I implore you! Shrek, this is a bad idea. ANNOUNCER: Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband! DONKEY: Shrek? The book opens and a voice begins reading its . But if you come by the office, well be glad to make you a personal appointment. A man walks up to the horses and cleans them off, and the carriage driver tosses him a coin. Shrek gets out of bed and looks out the window and stares at the Far Far Away sign. Then pops again. Shrek nervously chuckles as they pass by a few men carrying pitchforks. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. NOBLEMAN: Oh, you poor creature! Guards rush around the top of the walls as the Captain of the Guards shouts orders. Fiona gest out of bed and walks over to the mirror to wash her face. Prince Charming holds out his hand and Fiona eventually takes it. Shrek's pants fall down to his ankles. Harold pulls the lobster towards himself, Shrek does the same with the turkey. SHREK: Well, theres some fine print for you! Donkey hurries down the stairs and Shrek jumps off his back. Or how about a game of Parcheesi? Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother. Charming spits out the rose, scoops Fiona in his arms, and leans in for a kiss. Shrek looks up as the guards pour down more liquid onto Mongo. Theres only one fella who can handle a job like that, and, franklyhe don't like to be disturbed. A spotlight shines on the two and Fiona stops to look back. And it was destiny that his kiss CHARMING: would break the dreaded curse. I dont want to lose our daughter again, Harold. SHREK: Maybe it doesnt work on donkeys. DONKEY: Shrek, Fiona knows youd do anything for her. SHREK: It says, "Beauty Divine." ANNOUNCER: Well, the abs are fab and its gluteus to the maximus here at tonights Far, Far Away Royal Ball Blowout! PRINCESS TOY: Dear knight, I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. Gingy eventually reaches Shrek and uses the key to free Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. DONKEY: Well I dont feel any different. Fairy Godmother sticks her wand in Harold's face and it begins to glow. GODMOTHER: You see, ogres dont live happily ever after. Its all right. In the city, palm trees not too far off fall down one after the other. DONKEY: Oh come on, Shrek, dont feel bad. VIAF ID. Watching on from the side, Harold is facepalming and Lillian looks at him. An announcer pulls out a scroll and reads it aloud. Sharpen their pitchforks? Mongo's arms start to crack as the guards try to pull the drawbridge back up. A similar bright light flashes in Fiona's room before fading. HAROLD: Darling, why not come down to the ball and give him another chance? Look whos telling who to lighten up! Godmother shuts the door and the carriage flies off. An evil chuckle is heard from inside the bakery as lightning strikes in the sky. Exquisite. Youd be surprised how much I changed for your mother. They continue to dance. DONKEY: Aha! Huh? Not only for your daughter. de William Steig , paru en 1990. DONKEY: Hey, ladies! It's been years! Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table. You cant lock us up like this! Fiona looks out with excitement, while Shrek remains cautious. Aagh! She looks back to see Donkey's mouth lean forward. Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure! You got a puppy? Move em on! Im Im not in the mood. The crowd gasps. The furniture move back to their original positions. Imtrotting! Donkey looks up into the sky. SHREK: Well, so much for Dads royal blessing. DONKEY: It looks like you most certainly am are! After the fanfare is over, one of the trumpeters begins play the Hawaii Five-0 Theme Song. He walks out to the balcony and shuts the doors behind him. CHARMING: Fiona, my dearest, if theres one thing I know, its that love is full of surprises. DONKEY: That Shrek is a rascally devil. He is lowered back to the ground. She looks up and the dog barks. DONKEY: Hey! The man is Harold in disguise. The rest of the dinner table does the same. Then this fool went off and had a party and he have the guests trying to pin the tail on me. Were on the move! Fine! Later, Shrek has some dwarves forge Fiona's wedding ring. Pinocchio, with key in hand, jumps and the pigs lowers down by his strings. Or did someone let the cat out of the bag? They pass a sign that reads "100 miles to Far Far Away". They locked you in a tower! Shrek 2/Transcript; Flushed Away/Transcript; Antz/Transcript; Community. DONKEY: Well, I guess there is one thing Donkey drops the act and Puss jumps out from behind him, pointing his sword at the nobleman. Im here to make it all better. Someone is looking at Shrek and Donkey from up in a tree. SHREK: "Happiness." The nobleman gets out to examine Donkey, who is writhing on the ground. For five minutes. CHARMING: Im just playing the part, Fiona. Fiona leans over to see Puss sitting on Donkey's back. Charming pulls Fiona in closer, who is still looking at him with suspicion. What--what did you say? Fiona! He walks through the factory floor pushing the cart. They see flashing lights accompanied by booming sounds coming from a doorway to their right. INT. Upon hearing this news Shrek looks uneasy, while Fiona is smiling. Im going! Shrek 2 Transcript | DreamWorks Animation Wiki | Fandom Wikis Advertisement 90 pages Explore Wiki Content Community in: Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts Shrek 2 Transcript Edit Handy helpers Stompoos Butterfly nets Wreaches Tweezers Band Constent Closepins Bicycle rumps Rocket ships Babies Roundups Elephants Ropes Jump ropes SHREK: Wellit seems that Fionas not exactly happy. The noble steed. Harold scowls, Lillian is apprehensive, and Fiona cringes. FURNITURE: The kind of girl a prince would date! CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. She is not in. W--w--we dont even have dental. Head em up! DONKEY: Except for you. . Donkey throws it to Gingy as the Fairy Godmother still tries to grab it. Shrek opens the front door and beckons Donkey to head out. Shrek tips over a giant cauldron, filled with a potion, and the substance spills onto the floor. by William Steig.Directed by Chris Miller (in his feature directorial debut) and co-directed by Raman Hui from a screenplay by Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Miller, and Aron Warner, the film is set after the events of Shrek 2 (2004) and is the . Get your[mumbling]. [yawns] Bet your bottom. Charming grabs the wand from Puss and throws it to Godmother. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation, directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon and distributed by Paramount Pictures. 1 reference. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. DONKEY: Shes into superstitions / Black cats and voodoo dollssing it, Puss! Recently Changed Pages. Oh No! In his surprise, Shrek drops Fiona to floor. Fiona kneels down to pat Donkey on the head, then Shrek puts his hands on her shoulders. Fiona pushes open the front doors of the palace and looks out at the rain. Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. They run happily thru a meadow where an angry mob emerges chasing after them. They stop at the foot of the stairs leading up to the palace doors. The Happily Ever After Potion! You dont have to worry about a thing. Look at the pony! Head em up! An American Tail/Transcript An American Tail: Fievel Goes West/Transcript An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster/Transcript An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island/Transcript An Extremely Goofy Movie/Transcript Anastasia (1997)/Transcript Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript Category:Animated Transcripts [whinnies] I can count! Shrek pushes Fiona out of the way and to the ground. HAROLD: Excellent idea! Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice are using the Magic Mirror as a TV. Happiness, comfort and beauty divine.". Pick me! Donkey begins to transform back into his donkey self. Hansel and Gretel skip down the carpet hand in hand, tossing bread crumbs along their path. HAROLD: Whats that, Cedric? Will you honor me with a dance? DONKEY: Thats more like it! DONKEY: Yup that's me. Hes with us. until the time comes to Meet the In-Laws.The new couple is summoned by Fiona's parents, rulers of the kingdom of Far Far Away, who wish to celebrate their daughter's marriage. Shrek/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek, DreamWorks Animation Shrek/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek . Gingy groans and slides down the string. To both of you. Who set out on a quest to find a rare princess. Ride em up! Shrek screams in pain. Hey, but what do you want me to tell these other guys? SHREK: Look. Have a happy ever after. She goes out to her balcony and cries a single tear, then suddenly notices bubbles floating all around her. HAROLD: (starting to reminisce) Our first kiss (snapping out of it) its not the same! The carriage takes off. Charming, who is now standing up from his seat, is sat down by Godmother and shushed. SHREK: Ya know, somehow I dont think I was going to get Daddys blessing even if I did want it! Woo! This script is a transcript . Hes gorgeous! Harold knocks on a door and lets himself in. The two giggle and Shrek takes her in his arms. You cant go anywhere right now. Mum and Dad.". A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus. SHREK: Welllook out, princess. She tosses the book to the ground and pulls out another. Shrek opens the gates and they head inside. The page smacks him on the head with his scroll. SHREK: Good! Lillian walks off, and Harold follows after lingering for a few moments. by William Steig.Directed by Mike Mitchell and written by Josh Klausner and Darren Lemke, it is the sequel to Shrek the Third (2007) and the fourth installment in the Shrek film series.The film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Julie . Now! Whats happening, everybody? Shes the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom. Potions are put onto conveyor belts. The band accompanies them. The film is released by DreamWorks Animation and is distributed by Paramount Pictures. Shrek 2 is a transcript. Im sorry. Godmother is sat across from Harold, and next to her sits Charming. He lies down beside them. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss reach the end of the room and jump onto the catwalk. Shrek and Puss ride Donkey and sprint past them. Is everything all right, Father? One is a figure of a knight, who is about to slay a fallen ogre. In April 2004 the film was selected for competition at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival. Fiona takes a sip from the other cup and smiles. Oh[laughs] No ogres! Puss screams. Shrek walks through the streets with his head bowed down. Shrek, Puss, and the maidens all stare at Donkey. The red carpet is rolled out in front of the palace and festivities are set up. And there ain't no in-flight movie or nothing! A small puppy lands in Fiona's hands. Mongo is still fully submerged under the water. CHARMING: Oh, put it away, Junior! He never lets me out after sunset. FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. How about "Happily Ever After"? Welcome to Friars Fat Boy, may I take your order? (singing) The sunll come outtomorrow. GODMOTHER: Shu-shu-shu--shush, shush. Shrek 2 Script [man's voice] Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. PINOCCHIO: Im not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona. HAROLD: Sorry! LILLIAN: Oh, stop being such a drama king. DONKEY: Yeah, well dont go projecting on me! Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. How do we know there will even be a ball? Puss leaps from guard to guard, battling them off with his sword. All I got in my room was shampoo. Citizens of the kingdom scream as the feet of a giant gingerbread man stomp through the streets. PUSS:Hey! The two almost cross each other's pass. Man, that stinks! You always need someone to do the back of your hair. Puss puts on his cute, guilty face. After a silence, we cut to Fiona throwing the last of their luggage into the back of their carriage. Godmother looks surprised to see Shrek. SHREK: I mean, dont you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this? Godmother and Kyle begin to dance and the music gets faster and more frantic. Someday, I will repay you! GINGY: Well, folks, it looks like were up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick. Shes been all moody and stuff latelyso I thought Id move back in with you guys! I hope Im not interrupting anything. SHREK: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? Fiona enters her room where she stayed as a child. Oh, sweetheart. DONKEY: You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of Donkey sheds a tear, and Shrek lets it fall onto the card. GODMOTHER: You see we made a deal, Harold, and I assume you dont want me to go back on my part. GODMOTHER: Oh! Shrek scoops him up into his arms and begins walking with Donkey. Isnt it all wonderful! Im just so darn bored! DONKEY: Oh yeah, right, Im sure a nice BM is the perfect solution for marital problems! SHREK: I just really need to make things work with this guy. Chains dangle from the ceiling which attach to their shackles, keeping them suspended above the floor. Look! GODMOTHER: [singing] Your fallen tears have called to me / So, here comes my sweet remedy / I know what every princess needs / For her to live life happily. GODMOTHER: Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair / Lipstick liners, shadows blush / To get that prince with the sexy tush / Lucky day, hunk buffet / You and your prince take a roll in the hay / You can spoon on the moon / With the prince to the tune. PUSS: I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad. Shrek covers Puss' mouth with his finger. Shrek drops Puss to the ground and he screeches. Its the one, its the onlyits the Fairy Godmother! - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. He enters the Potion Room he saw earlier. The carriage hits a bump and Donkey screams behind them. At the doorway, a metal gate starts to lower down. Lillian scoffs and sends the servants away. Charming continues to wave and blow kisses. This is the transcript of Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2 . SHREK: Tell her, Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! Come on, join us. Head em up! Shrek cautiously waves at an angry mob, who to his surprise, smile and wave back at him. I think I feel something coming on. Piata!" FIONA: You couldve at least tried to get along with my father! DONKEY: See this is why nobody likes ogres. Hes a little slow this morning. The dynamites' explosion blows off the grate. Shrek and Puss are riding Donkey through the streets of Far Far Away. You know, how many cats can wear boots? - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. A couple is out on a table drinking tea when their cups begin to shake. We were just leaving. Pretend theres nothing wrong! Shrek is an anti-social and highly-territorial ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. I thought that question was directed at me. GODMOTHER: Oh no, no, of course its not, dear. She sits up with concerned look on her face. [laughs] Dad. Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders.". (The characters are shown in a Brady Bunch style window) Donkey: Shrek 2? The game was developed by Luxoflux for the PlayStation 2, . He enters the Dragon's Keep. The king and queen stand waiting in front of the palace doors. But theyre my parents, Shrek. I remember when i thought one of the kid in my class was strange. Let me go! DONKEY: I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken. Shrek 2, released in the United States on 21 May 2004, is the 2004 sequel to the 2001 computer-animated DreamWorks Pictures film Shrek. Help me, please! Donkeys dont purr. Ooo, pantyhose! He quickly shuts it and looks over to make sure Fiona is still sleeping. HAROLD: Thats not little! He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower! The Muffin Man opens the door and happily greets Gingy, who is standing on Shrek's shoulder. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. DONKEY: Oh, OK. All right, cool. GINGY: Well, sure! SHREK: We are definitely not in the swamp anymore. SHREK: (furious) Ohh, Ill kill that cat! Thats mine. The king and queen stand with mouths wide open. Pretty pony wants to play at the castle! He takes off his hair net and dramatically swishes his hair. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. GODMOTHER: Oh, yes, you will. DONKEY: Hey, Shrek. (sighs) Maybe Fiona wouldve been better off if I were some sort of Prince Charming. SHREK: Well, um Its easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from. CHARMING: in all the land. Well just have to come up with something smarter. HAROLD: Darling, Im just thinking about whats best for you. A band and choir join in and the music kicks into gear. Larry: Wow. Women can be heard whispering. PINOCCHIO: I'mI am wearing ladies underwear. FIONA: Shrek loves me for who I am. They bore me to tears. What? Charming puts his hand on Fiona's face, and then she holds his face with both hands. Fiona turns to Shrek, who is clearly not enjoying this. Gingy pulls at his pink thong and lets it slap back. SHREK: Aye. Here comes the new me! He grabs the pail of water and looks at his reflection. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. DONKEY: Mongo! They arrive back at the balcony of the master bedroom and Harold is pushed out. Im Im. What kind of title is that? Come here, little kitty, kitty. DORIS: Are you kidding? DONKEY: Wait, wait, wait! Requesting backup. I would think youd be happy for me. You drink that, theres no going back. HAROLD: Well, what did you expect?! The wand bounces on the ground and activates. Track listing All tracks written by Harry Gregson-Williams. Where is she? Everyone on the couch sits with their mouths wide open. DONKEY: Keep watch? What do you think, Harold? Im your Fairy Godmother. From up above on a catwalk, the three look out at the factory. FIONA: Well do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what I wanted? HAROLD: Darling, the whole kingdom heard you. Shrek: Trust me. The king and queen start walking forward and talk amongst themselves. GODMOTHER: A sporty carriage to ride in style / Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle. Shrek: Oh, boy. PUSS: Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from Pussin Boots! Do you suppose we could pretend it never happened and start over? Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! The knights proceed to throw Shrek, Donkey, and Puss into the back of a metal wagon. He opens the cart to reveal Puss and Donkey crammed inside. Godmother continutes to sing. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage. [chuckles]. FIONA: well If you want to be a part of this family, yes! DONKEY Yeah, and feeding . Far Far Palace is far off over the hills behind them. Lets go, Shrek! O-otherwise Im up all night. Donkey eyes Puss suspiciously as he whispers into Shrek's ear. HAROLD: Good! Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing. Fiona steps out and the lets the door slam behind her. SHREK: What? GODMOTHER: What? SHREK: But look at me. Lillian tries to appear happy to meet him, while Harold doesn't even try to hide his disgusted look. Just get this place cleaned up! Three women are sitting beside him, and one of them is holding Puss in her arms. GODMOTHER: And now she can be. What you talking about? DONKEY: Wow! FIONA: Youre unbelievable! He is now a handsome, human man. GODMOTHER: You remember my son, Prince Charming? Customers come running out of the building. Harold and Lillian tend to Fiona, who they have tucked into bed. [hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up] Pig : I see London, I see France. My racing days are over! Staring down from above through a grate is Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice. Crowds of people are gathered by the red carpet as celebrities walk down it. I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, but, well, what do you think? PUSS: "Oh, dont take the potion, Mr. Boss, its very bad." Harold and Lillian follow her. JOAN: Oh, tired old thingwhos this? Maximum strength. His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a vast number of fairy-tale creatures, who inadvertently end up in the swamp. Gingy throws it to the Three Blind Mice who don't catch it. She chases after him. Donkey smiles and stares at Shrek, not taking the hint. JOAN: What the heck are the crumbs for? Neither Harold nor Lillian appear to be approving. LILLIAN: Try to at least pretend youre interested in your daughters wedding ball. Charming uses his bow to shoot a roped arrow to a wooden post on the other side and uses it as a zipline. We see various scenes from Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon. To live happily ever after. HAROLD: Fine! With an annoyed look on his face, Donkey follows them. Charming and Fiona walk down the hallway away from Harold and Lillian. Oh, arent they adorable! SHREK: Oh! 0 references. I ain't never got over that. The bartender turns around and leans on the bar, scowling at Harold. The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery. [chuckles] Ill just stretch it out here for a while! SHREK: Oh, yes! Oh. I dont want to die. Puss continues to climb up and stop every so often. I dont think you realize that our daughter has married a monster! FIONA: Of course! Buy em drinks! She continues to pull out books and toss them. until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Donkey sighs. PUSS: Finally! SHREK: Well, one of these has got to help. [laughs] And just a hint oflust! They just want to give you their blessing. PUSS:I feel a premonition / That girls gonna make me fall, PUSS: Shes into new sensations / New kicks in the candlelight, DONKEY & PUSS: Shes got a new addiction / For every day and night / Shell make you take your clothes off / And go dancing in the rain / Shell make you live her crazy life / But shell take away your pain / Like a bullet to your brain / Upside inside out / Living la vida loca. Donkey leaps up and over the group of guards and they chase after them. FIONA: Uh, you did! HAROLD: Shall we say 7:30 by the old oak? And theres some question as to why that is? She notices Fiona, and both gasp. Get us out of here! Fiona steps toward the voice and sees Prince Charming standing by a balcony. DONKEY: Whoa, whoa, whoa now. Next to him, the Headless Horseman downs a drink and burps. Head em up, move em on! HAROLD: Honestly, Lillian, I dont think it matters. Hes down on Drury Lane. DONKEY: Boom! Spell! A frog comes crawling out from inside the chestplate. Donkey and Shrek race off as Puss turns to face the guards. Were leaving. Find Princess Fiona! GODMOTHER: Dont be drab, youll be fab / Your prince will have rock-hard abs / Cheese souffl, Valentines Day / Have some chicken fricassee! KNIGHT: We got a white bronco heading east into the forest. Lets go back inside and pretend were not home! Dont you want to see your wife? Mongo tries to drink from the giant cup, but drops it after nothing comes out of it. DONKEY: Aw, man, where do I begin? He opens it, and Fiona's voice reads it in his head. Look, shes not seeing any clients today, OK? He is now a white stallion. HAROLD: Ah, yes. DONKEY: I cant believe youd walk away from the best thing that ever happened to you. DONKEY: You know in some cultures, donkeys are revered as the wisest of all creatures. Thick, wavy locks? This time his arms snap off, still holding open the drawbridge, as the rest of Mongo starts falling back into the moat. By the way. Donkey runs over to a bush in the shape of a busty figure. Fiona looks at Harold and Shrek, and then runs out of the room. Do you want me to pack for you? Eyes slowly open. SHREK: Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona? Shrek 2: Original Motion Picture Score is the film score to the 2004 animated feature, Shrek 2, the sequel to the Academy Award winner Shrek. SHREK Donkey, what are you doing here? imported from Wikimedia project. FIONA: And we'll all live happily ever after! Ow! Shrek and Fiona hold onto each other. She hears a voice come from a room to her right. II wont do it. Woware you from Europe? Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth. GODMOTHER: What? Hey, thats my girl! Far, far [softly] away! GODMOTHER: Shes taken the potion! Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. Mom and Dad approve, and Fiona gets the man shes always dreamed of. 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