"The greatest . I love you a whole lot. Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Happy Birthday! We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. This is truly a special day. You cant feel it, but it is definitely there! Have a great birthday! Yea right - and jail is just a room!". But its the thought that counts, right?, 178. Some only dream of birthday cake, and others bake it happen. Another trip around the sun with you sounds good to me! Here are some hilarious examples. Wishing you all the happiness in the world! I'm a little disappointed I don't have more clever children (should have been from the prettiest one). You only look as old as the last selfie you took. Happy birthday! I was just trying to make my wishes funny Happy birthday dear sister!, 208. Happy birthday!, 12. 3. BOOM YOURE A CAKE! Yup, youre a great, big catch. We will not publish or share your email address in any way. There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but youre still looking good! Dont worry, big brother, age is only a number. - Jim Gaffigan. 72. I probably wont be there for you then., 259. Because theyre really good at it. Aivaras is a student trying to pave the way to his career in Marketing and advertisment creation. I sincerely hope that you dont take this early birthday message as a sign that you might not make it., 27. Happy birthday! I hope your birthday is at least half as exciting as you portray it on Facebook and Instagram. Happy birthday!, 96. ", "Good thing I found you! Please check link and try again. So stay alert and have a very happy birthday, dear sister! LOL!, 197. "Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest." 3. Happy birthday, bro! Age before beauty. Funny Happy Birthday To My Friend. Happy birthday to someone who is almost old enough to die from the flu., 79. Funny birthday wishes may seem insulting at times, but only your loved ones will understand the real fun of these jokes, messages, or wishes. That wouldnt be much fun for the rest of us. Thank goodness things dont work this way., 92. Add one of our 80 funny birthday wishes to your loved one's birthday card and make their day a little happier. May you live to be so old that you frighten small children unintentionally., 236. May you continue to enjoy your 20s, dear cousin!, 232. Just another year and another wrinkle on the ol' nutsack. Forgetting your birthday was merely an April Fools Joke. So glad you're still alive and cake-ing. 81. I hope you have a purr-fect birthday. Having thee chance to celebrate a friend like you is a true gift. Its your birthday! Just wait until next year., 100. They dont have the guts! Hope your birthday is shrimply amazing. These funny birthday card messages keep it light and fun. ", "Happy birthday to our smart, talented, superbly awesome and crazy cute niece! Happy birthday to the one person whose agelessness is incredibly irritating., 84. Happy birthday! ", "Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! Your age! Just because youre old doesnt mean you wont still be doing dumb stuff. ", "Another year together has come and gone. I dont know who I would tease without you. You know what Im saying. Here are some short birthday wishes for a boyfriend. Happy Birthday! Congrats on avoiding deaths clutches for another year. Or maybe something you actually want instead. Happy birthday! Its a good deal., 132. You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday., 15. Happy Birthday. Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious? Happy birthday! We are friends here on Bored Panda, right? Happy Birthday!, 165. Happy birthday!, 82. Probably because, let's be honest, you were lazy, and you're embarrassed about sending them the same old message you do every year. We have some ideas for you. One more year of warming your butt on my couch. Happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have had a Blockbuster card., 52. You know youre old when the candles start costing more than the cake., 47. Happy birthday to youuu, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to youuu! ", "Happy birthday! Price, Dan Collins and dozens more. Happy birthday. May you live to be so old, people start wondering if youre the walking dead., 16. Happy birthday! Keep trying! ", "One minute, youre young and fun. Start shopping online now with Instacart to get your favorite products on-demand. Happy birthday! Its your birthday lets over-celebrate!, 86. Remember to tailor your funny messages to the recipient's age and sense of humor. These funny birthday cards, drawn by some of the edgiest cartoonists and artists, run the gamut from political truth bombs to deliciously dirty jokes. May your birthday be filled with fun, laughter, and joy! ", "Happy birthday! Francis Bacon Age You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Good times! Sis! im using this in sept, when my saya turns 17, "A friend like you is like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always getting on my last nerve. when you send these wishes, messages, and quotes to your friends or family members they always remember your wishes. ", "I would have made you a funny card, but I know at your age bladder control can be a problem Happy Birthday! We also have Birthday Ecards, when you need a card ASAP. ", "They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. From one old fart to another - happy birthday! You're still going to do stupid stuff, just a lot slower. ", "Heres to another year of questionable life decisions! To help you avoid those perils, weve put together this gigantic list of funny birthday wishes. A few years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. I didnt forget your birthday I just forgot yesterdays date!, 101. Happy birthday! I searched far and wide to find you the perfect present. ", "Id give you my last chicken nugget. You only get better with age and your ability to hide how old you really are., 258. Don't you worry about getting so old. Because to be honest, I think we both know you couldnt find glasses if they were on your face girly. You are such a sweet and beautiful sister. Did you know that birthdays are good for you? :), 194. ", "Great news! 12. At least you get to be normal one day out of the year. "Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!" 4. Happy birthday!, 26. Happy Birthday! Just like a fine wine, we all get better with age. Here are some funny birthday wishes for a lady. Happy birthday to a rare breed of person that was delivered into this world without a status or update or tweet., 159. ", "You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise youre pretty cool. Happy birthday! ", "Happy birthday!! 1. "Sure, he's got a pretty face that people . Do you know why I hate birthday greetings? Happy Birthday. Happy birthday, friend! I had plans to put an awesome, gorgeous present in your cake, but honestly, I didnt want to get frosting in my hair. Happy birthday! #2. Happy birthday!, 10. Congratulations on another trip around the sun!, 214. Dear older brother, I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. 100+ Hysterically Funny Happy Birthday Memes of 2022. by TheBirthdayBest. Happy birthday to someone whos age has finally surpassed their number of Twitter followers., 64. Not open jars, thats for sure. Have fun today. I would be happy to volunteer as the first person to take a day off of work in your honor. ", "Is it hotter in here than usual? No matter what life throws at you, at least you can be grateful you dont have ugly children. Happy Birthday!, 166. From general humor, to laugh-out-loud comedy, CardFool's Birthday selection has you covered. You know why? ", "I mean, you have ME so I dont know what else you have to wish for but go off I guess Happy birthday! Hope you are having a turtley awesome birthday. 101 Old Age Jokes for Birthday Cards. Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes is way too old to go snowboarding or surfing., 76. 13. For your birthday, I got you three wishes from a magical genie! ", "Thanks for being older and wiser and letting me know when to expect grey hair and wrinkles. Congratulations! I cant remember the other two. 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Heck, send birthday memes even to your co-workers if you're really tight. ", "I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. ", "I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy birthday!, 117. It sure beats the alternative. mmm debatable. Happy Birthday bro :), 190. Happy birthday,cousin!, 241. Your cakes are always extra big to fit all of those candles. Yea right and jail is just a room!, 11. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! ", "You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. And thanks to the almighty internet, there's an abundance of funny birthday wishes and birthday puns to use and make the birthday gal or boy think that you actually put some effort . You might get all the responsibility for being the older brother, but you have no idea how hard it is to be the favorite of the family. Thats right! After all, your time is quickly running out. Wisecracks about getting older, jokes about over-indulging . I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack. Happy Birthday!, 187. I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arriving tomorrow. You're one in a melon. Yah, that sounds right. Love you always. I would bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven., 160. Since todays your birthday, Ill do you the favor of not telling everyone about your childhood pranks. On your birthday, I want you to remember that its not this day that makes you old; its the 364 other days in the year. ", "What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Happy birthday!, 167. Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics), 30 Y.O. Happy birthday to a great friend! It's really unfair to wait for 365 days to wish you on your birthday! Happy Birthday. Okay, maybe a little bit. Okay, technically, we just feel better about our age when we drink lots of wine. Honestly, I didnt think you would live this long. I cant wait to BOOP you on the nose in a few short months. Happy birthday! Whether it's your friend, best pal, partner, or grandma, we gotcha. May your wishes come true, and your day be as beautiful as you! Congratulations! They say that age is just a number. Worst of all, you could send a funny birthday wish that simply isnt funny. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. You know what they say: its better to be a year older than to be one month late. Getting Older | Overindulging | For Men | For Women | Miscellaneous. The older you get, the more temptation starts avoiding you, so enjoy the sweeter things in life while you still can. 14. You got this bro! The cats out of the bag. ", "Happy birthday! Youre so lucky that you dont have to endure an office birthday party., 62. Happy birthday! Counting your wrinkles is like trying to count the stars in the sky., 154. Happy birthday Grandpa, you still owe me the story of how you wrestled Dinosaurs. Sis! Thanks for doing everything wrong first., 189. That was something that happened years ago. Your birthday is the perfect time to recognize all your wonderful qualities, including the fact that youre older than me. Dont worry about getting so old. Happy birthday!, 34. 3) Have hot sex. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. Happy birthday, lady! Really, its nothing to get worked up over. Youre aged to perfection. Wishing you a year filled with love, adventure, and prosperity. Happy birthday! I hope you get everything you deserve. I hope your birthday cake is sugar-free. ", "I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes. Happy Birthday!". ", "On the occasion of your birthday, here are some words of wisdom just for you. 64. I learned so much that year because I had someone who lived through it to tell me firsthand stories. 50 Rare Historical Photos That You Probably Haven't Seen Before, Do You Really Want That On Your Body Forever?: 30 Of The Worst Tattoos Shared On This Online Group, AITA? Happy birthday, my friend! No really, Im not joking. When your birthdays start coming more often than you do, you know you have something to worry about. Nothing lights up my world more than you! ", "Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! ", "A quick reminder on your special day well-behaved women rarely make history. Awesome Birthday, Bro!, 170. Contactless delivery and your first delivery or pickup order is free! Perhaps its because laughter is the greatest gift you can give someone. ", "If you were my Uber driver, Id totally give you five stars. Happy birthday and congratulations on becoming that old, weird person at summer music festivals., 85. Some only dream of cake. Sending you s'more . Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. Happy birthday!, 131. Sending birthday wishes to someone who can still pass for a non-embarrassing age., 73. Birthday gifts, greeting cards, and parties are great. As people get older, they gain the respect of the people around them. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents. Good thing for you Im the second kind. George Meredith. Happy [age + 10] Birthday! Happy birthday! ", "Forget about the past you cant change, the future you cant predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didnt get you one. Others bake it happen. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine! Or buy Birthday cards in quantity. Here we share funny wishes for friends, sister, brother, Dad, husband, boyfriend, and Girlfriend. Its your birthday! With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Happy Birthday animated GIFs to your conversations. Im not saying youre old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus. You're pretty dino-mite. Adult looks good on you", "Name a better birthday duo. Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Look at that my wish came true! Happy birthday. ", "A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". Sis! Its a special day your birthday! Happy belated birthday, from your favorite niece. The " Deadpool " star even filmed a slick music video for the two-minute track. Happy birthday, friend. Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. Happy birthday! Today, its important to smile and laugh as much as you can. Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister. Turn up the sass, fill up your glass, and go kick some ass! Try to enjoy it., 227. Hoping your birthday doesnt lead to a barf-day. The best boyfriend ever deserves the best birthday ever! Happy birthday! I truly love celebrating your birthday with you. Heres to you on your birthday! Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling, "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Mans Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order, 50 Times People Were So Surprised With How Perfectly Things Lined Up, They Just Had To Document It, Woman Is Upset That Neighbors Shed Is Too Big, Calls Inspector, Regrets It When They Maliciously Comply, European Is Shocked To Learn How American Suburbs Work, Goes Online To Ask Some Accurate Questions, "Never Come Back To My Restaurant": Chef Bans Rude Restaurant Patrons And Gives $1,350 Bill To 22 Y.O. 1) Eat cake. Happy birthday! Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Different Age Groups. Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. Im just here for some cake., 89. Some of the best artists are represented including Gary McCoy, Glenn McCoy, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Eric Decetis, Hilary B. "Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished! Add a touch of witty banter and humor to your friend's birthday celebration with these 150 funny birthday wishes, which include texts, quotes, and silly messages. I feel so special for this., 269. Whether it is your best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss, colleague, mom or dad - their birthday is your chance to get under their skin with jokes. The unwritten clause of every relation is to laugh like an idiot when the other looks funny & weird. Happy birthday!, 138. ", "Happy birthday! Heres to writing checks at the grocery store, doing the NYT crossword puzzle by hand and eating dinner by 5pm so we can be in bed by 9pm (youre right, 8pm is more realistic)! 98. 4. Hope you consume plenty of cake, beer, and ED meds. Happy birthday!, 28. Dont worry about having another birthday. I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Also, she's a firm believer that pineapple belongs on a pizza. Youll always have a pizza my heart. "Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same." Audrey Hepburn. Frankly, Im surprised I even remembered your birthday., 223. Sending you our sweetest birthday wishes and warmest Panda hugs! Happy birthday. On your birthday Im going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age., 7. Hey, happy 29th birthday again. On your birthday, I hope you choose not to resist temptation. Im so sorry youve reached an age where you have to actually start lying about your age., 243. Happy Birthday! 69. ?, 162. Happy Birthday!, 198. Here are 20 blessing birthday wishes for best friend: May your birthday be filled with joy, love, and all the blessings that life can offer. Say goodbye to your youth and embrace old age! If you need the kids to help you blow out the candles, youre definitely over the hill., 140. But hopefully with more hair! Happy birthday!, 120. Then I realized, having me as a friend is the best present anyone could ever ask for., 253. Happy birthday cousin! Blow them out! Also Aivaras like's to watch and play sports, especially football. At summer music festivals., 85 continue to enjoy your 20s, cousin..., including the fact that youre older than you do, you still can can give someone a! This, but age gets better with age and sense of humor goes up, but your birth is! Big brother, age is only a number music video for the perfect present ; totally! 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